annamonopia:

DAD OF THE YEAR!

That awkward moment when you text someone all day and they claim they are too busy to answer or never receive your texts, then you’re with this person and their phone rings off the hook and they instantly respond to whoever is on the other end.

I’m afraid this is going to ruin everything we had going for us and I will probably fall out of love with you and never look back. The fact that this is making me tired hurts.

I would kill to be on xanax right now because of you, i think. But I’m not going to do that, because I know I’m stronger than you think. It sucks when you realize you can live without the person you loved.

I hope you miss me when I’m standing right next to you. Fucking bitch.

Today is my best friends birthday. I love her. We be soulmates.